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trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

(via beyoncevevo)

saucylarry:

lockmyhearticantchange:

How to gracefully deal with gay rumors.

Forever reblog.

I can not not reblog this

(Source: zulualphacharlie, via avenger-of-time)

(Source: twampsacshawty, via l-0-ll)

catlover839:

archgayngel:

captain-irrayditation:

irrhythmic:

captchaloginbreadcrumbs:

[INTERNAL SCREAMING]

this is not ok

telling time just got 300% more confusing

aesthetically interesting, cognitively nightmarish

Teacher: What’s the time?

Me: *Mental breakdown*

(Source: ddnjapan, via orgasmic-humor)

ahwaken:

Let’s be nothing… I heard it lasts forever.

(via possiblypensive)

garlic-breadgasm:

I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off

(Source: garlicweenie, via orgasmic-humor)

vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

(Source: trashboat, via l-0-ll)

tyleroakley:

The most important difference between Madonna and Lady Gaga has nothing to do with their music at all.

(via breast-milk-cheese)

october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO

officialbutts:

Hahaha no nip steve

(via l-0-ll)