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sextnoise:

OMGGG THIS IS ME

(Source: fuks, via gnarly)

lovinq-u:

have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.

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bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

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I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

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agists:

ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

 

(via dulect)

placatory:

when the person you like starts dating someone else

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snapchatting:

tumblr came out 79 years ago. just let that sink in

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ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

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agists:

dulect:

how to get up in the morning

  • you don’t

 

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